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WHERE DO YOU SOURCE REPLACEMENT PARTS?

My sexy partner, Elle makes all the replacement parts on her Cricket machine thingy.

She is really good except when the cat is bothering her.

HOW LONG DOES YOUR REPAIR SERVICE TAKE?

It really depends on if Elle has eaten anything recently, or if the act is still bothering her.

Sometimes I distract her with my shenanigans.

WHICH PAYMENT METHODS DO YOU ACCEPT?

I prefer Bitcoin, Elle prefers people do dress up like an animal and do a little dance, while throwing singles at her.
Or cash, and major credit cards work too I guess.